Well here we go…..
There is a ton of semi-useful knowledge stored up in this head of mine that is just waiting to pour out. I have been accused of being a “Clavin”, bitter, rude, shameless and arrogant. I’ve also been described as honest, loyal, funny, cute and on a few occasions a teddy bear. Neither group quite sums me up. What you get from me depends on what you are offering and what my mood happens to be at the time. If there were a recipe, most people would make half batches. Actually feel free to print the below section and cut along the lines to put in your cookbook.
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Take 1 part know-it-all, 1 part realist, 1 part cynic, 3 parts sarcastic, 2 parts honest, throw in a smigen of humor and about a skosh and a half of what-the-hell and mix that up in a bowl. Now take 2-3 Coca-Cola Classics and/or Jagermeister and pour that into the bowl and let it all settle in. The end result is ME.
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Not many people over the years have liked this mixture enough to keep ordering it but I am happy with what I am offering. If you want to stick around and read what may drop out of my head then I would love to have you. Maybe getting it all out in the open will eliminate some of my “less positive” character traits!!
***** First installment will drop in the next few days. Stay tuned for “”Busy lives and the loss of common courtesy – an essay in why people are becoming Asshats!